Tag: vanlife
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A Van Life Engagement
I was wearing sweat pants when it happened. Post-shower, my hair was wild and unbrushed. Makeup? Forget about it. I put it on maybe twice a year. So no, my nails weren’t done either. At least I was wearing a bra. Scratch that, actually, I wasn’t. Moments before, I’d crushed a bag of tortilla chips…
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Unglorified
Click below for the audio recording instead! I haven’t showered in four weeks. No, seriously…I’m not joking. I know that sounds disgusting. It’s the longest stretch in my life that I’ve not showered. The truth is I thought I would be showering a lot more. I’m not sure why I thought that…I just did. Maybe…